Shhhhh. I have to tell you a secret.
Gage slept through the night last night. 11 pm to 7 am. That's eight whole hours. Even better, I was smart enough to go to sleep when he did, so I got eight consecutive hours of sleep for the first time in many, many moons.
He woke up happy and squirming. I woke up happy and human. My boobs, on the other hand, did not get advance notice of this change in plans, and they woke up screaming. Well, more accurately, squirting.
You're welcome for that last little bit of TMI.
Still glad I'm back?
Don't you like how I come out with this big (to me) announcement and then drop off the face of the (Sitting Still) earth?
I know I'm just being paid to blog, but like anything else, there's a learning curve. I'm obligated to two posts a day and trying hard not to suck. So far, I seem to be holding my own, but since I write mostly after the rest of the family is in bed, by the time I finish up at ParentDish, I'm ready to hit the sack. HARD.
To be brief, bullets are my friend:
Gage is already seven weeks old. He smiles at me. It's awesome.
smiley guy
Originally uploaded by Sitting Still.
I just watched two episodes of What Not To Wear in a row, and now I'm wondering:
How long after the delivery of a baby is it still reasonable to wear maternity jeans?
And does it matter if the part below the stretchy knit panel are dark denim and bootleg?
Hmmm. Probably not. Oh well.
Gage slept most of the day yesterday in between feedings. Turns out he was saving up his party for 11 pm - 3:30 am this morning. Not fussy, just awake and hungry and in need of mama love. Oh, and pooping. Lots of it. By the end of the party, I was begging for mercy and ready to turn in my dancing shoes for good.
Can I get a "day-night reversal" from anyone? Hell yeah.
Tomorrow is presumably my last day as a mother of one. Yikes.
My mom has arrived and will be staying three weeks to help with the baby. God love her.
Ron and I had our last date night tonight, courtesy of mom. Sushi and ice cream.
Things left to do: remove the Christmas tree from the living room, put the decorations up into the attic, install the infant carseat in the car, and make a trip to Costco.
I've set up group lists on my cell phone to text/picture message everyone I know once baby boy is born. Also, the husband's Treo will be able to post here and to Flickr via moblogging. Assuming all goes well, look for announcements Monday afternoon.
And if I don't catch you before then, have a Happy New Year!
... that downloading ringtones could amuse me this much?
The latest?
I'm coming out, so you better get this party started...
Appropriate for the 10 day countdown to a baby born (we think) on New Year's Eve!
I just woke up after falling asleep in the recliner. Oops. It is 11:43 pm. Coming in under the wire.
NaBloPoMo seems to have given me writer's block. Anybody got any questions?
This so counts. It's cheap, but it counts.
My entire immediate family arrived in town today -- mom, dad, sister, brother-in-law and 15-month-old nephew. They are all currently occupying my house until moving to their beach rental tomorrow. Needless to say, I'm expecting plenty of blog fodder out of them over the course of the next week. Hilarity shall ensue.
The alcohol consumption in our house has increased 600%. My dad and BIL have each had a few beers. Mom and Ron split a bottle of wine. There was also bourbon out at one point. The children are jacked up simply on the excitement of each others' existence. I am stone-cold sober, of course, and tired.
Will someone please tell them to go to bed so I can too? Thanks.
Dave Eggers: How We Are Hungry
Love short stories. Love Dave Eggers. Thus, this one makes me happy.
Donald Miller: Blue Like Jazz: Nonreligious Thoughts on Christian Spirituality
Sold to me as the "male Anne Lamott." I love me some Annie. We'll see if Don lives up to the billing.
Rob Sheffield: Love Is a Mix Tape: Life and Loss, One Song at a Time
Sarah Napthali: Buddhism for Mothers: A Calm Approach to Caring for Yourself and Your Children
Recommended by my friend Amy. Trying to learn how to be in the moment with my kids. Hope this helps.
Sark: Succulent Wild Woman
I've read this once through and now I go back again to my favorite parts.